My car is breaking
A video of me yelling at my car has 667 note I am going to shoot myself
The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
Criminal
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I am not quite eight years old yet, and Uncle John’s smooth cheek rubs my temple as he leans his willowy arms around me and carefully guides my fingers up over the wires. Against my shoulders his narrow chest heaves up, haaah, and quivers down quiet; the garage is all darkness and cobwebs and special secrets, and he whispers in my ear, “Okay. Hold ’em careful now, Ashley. Pinch them.”
REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET
djxn:
I can’t express how much I love this.
Seriously I die laughing.
The best. THE BEST!
“Oh. My. Reeses.”
If you haven’t seen this, it’s adorable and there’s no cussing and it will probably make you laugh or confuse you. YAY!
epic.
lost it at download some thoughts dalfsjaskfqneibagrskaf
“I’m- It’s, it’s dead.”
“MOW”
“It’s dead.”
“MOW”
“It’s dead.”
“MOW”
“It’s evil.”
Once you get it omfg
